Monday, May 01, 2006

Oh Dear what Can the Matter be

Oh dear what can the matter be
The secretary has been sleeping with the prime Ministers deputy
Sold her story to newspapers and the TV
A headache for poor Tony Blair

Oh dear what can the matter be
The prisoners have been let out of our old penitentiary
Should of been sent back to their own fair Countries
Now nobody knows where they are

Oh dear what can the matter be
Nurses shout and stamp at the hypocrisy
Patricia Hewitt saying your jobs are safe with me
Nobody wanted her there.


It may only be a local Election on Thursday but I know who is getting my vote of no confidence!

By the way if ever there is a case for brining back free eye tests for all, then surely it is now! Who in their right mind would choose to have an affair with the ugliest most uncouth man on the planet.

1 comment:

iamahatter9 said...

I read a great quote about John Prescott. "He lives Sleeps and Breaths Labour" yep he certainly sleeps labour.

Hopefully the begining of the end is finally starting to happen.